I assume you were planning on riding her?
Make sure you do it safely, with a lap restraint.
don’t forget the latex helmet
And overhead bars.
Keep your hands inside the ride at all times
This is the real punchline 🤣
5’ 7"
How much do you weigh?
Slightly uncomfortable? Wondering what that has to do with anything? Then why did you ask for my height?
Sir, this is a
Wendy’sphysician’s office. You’re here for your annual checkup. I am just taking down some basic information before the doctor arrives. Please unclench your fists so I can take your pulse/Ox.Ain’t doing shit 'til I get that prostate exam.
Leave my Ox alone, you cattle thief.
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“How tall are you?”
“Do your eyes not function?”
whatever happened to the old standards; ‘can you nail a 6 inch spike through a board with your penis?’
One of the best movies ever.
Unexpected Real Genius
“Gotta have standards.”
Idk if getting on the table is a good response to being asked your height…
I don’t think anything in cyanideandhappiness can be described as reasonable. The fact that there’s no butt stuff here makes it pretty tame already.
an emotional roller coaster
My friend doesn’t get it, can someone help, please?
“you must be this tall to ride”
Oh. Thank you
Short King getting on the table to present as bigger to deter predators.
am I the only one who doesn’t get the joke, or
Roller coasters famously have “you must be this tall to ride” signs where anyone shorter is not allowed supposedly for safety reasons
The only place you might get asked your height is at roller-coasters
9 inches.
Oh sorry that’s not the question you asked.
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Are we setting up for a very tall next generation?
