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Um, excuse me, but I’m very well known for rexing awesome xs on x, and will definitely subx you for what you’ve lemmied here.

I wouldn’t. I’m a fucking ghost. I can just go about my day, knowing I’m a ghost, and not fuck with anyone.

Pets of all kinds? Where are the parrots? Hmmm?

“How tall are you?”

“Do your eyes not function?”

Summary: self-proclaimed geek realizes that FOMO is very useful in monetizing people. Without saying so out loud, he quietly considers this strategy when factoring in what he feels he needs to do to be able to retire.

An excerpt from one of the HN comments:

FOMO is a horrible strategy when you expect to develop a long-term relationship with your customers. Self-respecting people won’t stand for it. They will either switch to a competitor out of spite, or blow aside your transparent sales tactic and keep pressuring you downward on price during negotiations.

The trick to fighting the FOMO trick is to be self-respecting. Fuck FOMO and those who use it to make money off of others.

Wow, you are nowhere even close to being correct, bot. The original article is quite a bit longer than a mere 49 words, lol Swing and a miss!

You’ll own nothing and love it.

How can we not?

“I’m gonna convince people that this port-a-potty is a time machine. It’ll be hilarious!”

The boomer tucks their thumbs into their armpits and chuckles, “Yep, that’s a good’un!”

Archived version

“can can”

Lament Configuration Kermit is some kinda awesome

BigTech’s only goal is to get rich or die trying. Everything they do serves that goal.