Totally proportionate reaction.

Not if you keep pronouncing “deck” like that!

Please understand.

Hand over the reigns.

We’re not going to hit our climate targets so he’s going to snort an entire mailbag of cocaine every single day.

Too bad you won’t be able to complete the trilogy then, I guess.

So his big revelation is that Fortnite is really popular with kids.

Bite the top off a Cadbury’s Crème Egg and then slurp out the delicious “yolk” with your tongue.

Soon-to-be trifold crack the first time it’s dropped.

“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me, you can’t get fooled again.”

Now they have to figure out how to stop losing so much money,

Chester means a Roman fort or camp (and so do all the ‘casters, ‘cesters and ‘xeters), so Cheshire would be the county of that.

Probably the same reason why they think they can pump as much shit into the atmosphere as possible for decades and President Rambo will rappel down from a helicopter with a machinegun and blow up Climate Change at the last possible second.

But this means they’ll have less time to reveal the map by climbing to the top of towers.

Why not just make the first pixel bigger?

I can see why Skeletor would refuse the role.

I’m not watching, but really enjoying watching the Internet go into a meltdown about a TV show again.

I’ve no idea why anyone takes the idea of a Zelda timeline even remotely seriously.

Their local field that is multiple days’ travel away and further than Sam has ever been (and they all know who Farmer Maggot is).

The difference is that if Kojima does something mad like not bothering to finish MGS5 properly, you can still enjoy the authorial intent.