I saw one the other day in the wild that had a huge orange “CYBERTRUCK” sticker in faux-graffiti lettering across the back. In case anyone had any doubts!
Like, why?
If I had to guess people kept mistaking it for a dumpster and throwing trash in the bed
probably sone sort of cyberpunk homage
Heh, could be; making it clear you’re simping for a corp run by an emotionally unstable ketamine-inhaling edgelord is pretty cyberpunk
There are people that find these things attractive… But I’m not sure you want to be with them
One of my favorite comments I’ve ever seen on big social media was “I like a man who drives a big truck, it shows me they have money!”
Which, oh sweetie no. It shows a high probability they dont handle money well, because that thing probably has a massive loan, with some probable godawful terms attached. Most people who are doing well don’t spend their money on things that lose half their value as soon as you drive it off the lot. Now if they’re a literal millionaire, maybe, but the venn diagram there is a sliver of people.
Emotional support vehicle
I prefer my cars small. Like really really small. A Swiss company made a car called the Microlino and it just looks like an old BMW Isetta. I’ll definitely get that car one day. It just looks stupid as heck! That’s “I don’t care about you and just do my own shit” in consumerism!
It’s so cute, I love it!
