The myopia on display here is just astounding. “Because I don’t like this game, I don’t believe anybody else likes it either and its popularity has been faked”.
All that’s missing is that you start ranting about how Horizon is a woke plot to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids
I’ve had a conservative say essentially that to me but with a straight face. He was also convinced that white, cishet meat eater men are the most oppressed minority (literally what he said).
Parodying conservative opinions is completely impossible nowadays; any quip anybody can come up with will be an actual conservative opinion, pretty much no matter how ridiculously stupid it is.
Yes because it’s literally impossible to not use some services or products because you don’t want to support their makers, because for some reason that means you can’t use anything else either.
I’ve got a sneaking suspicion you just don’t like people disagreeing with views that you share
Ah the two genders, male and political
What do you mean they cut the power? How could they cut the power, man? They’re animals!
That doesn’t sound very profitable
No no, better to whine about how China isn’t playing fair and continue not doing anything
Repeat after me: conservatives are an existential threat
Yeah I know, I’m the person who commented saying I had the exact same reaction 😀 I’d made this comment before reading yours and just went “hah, figures I wasn’t the only one”
Hah, I had the exact same reaction
This in fact did nothing to alleviate my confusion and raised more questions than it answered, and I’m totally fine with that; confusion is pretty much my default setting nowadays.
I think that train has sailed, so to speak.
Well, depends on how you define “total self-own” I guess. We probably aren’t going to go extinct – unless we eg. run into a Black Swan event and suddenly find ourselves doing a speedrun to a more Venusian climate – but even if we went carbon negative right at this second, we’ve pumped enough energy into the climate system that shit’s likely going to go sideways pretty spectacularly anyhow. Not a total total self-own, but a lot of people are going to die either directly or indirectly
Could you translate that to middle-aged, please?
I take it Donegal is known for swamp dwellers and heavy drinkers?
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Thanks to the ice age that obliterated all our mountains (fucking Norwegians got the mountains and the oil), Finland’s geology is very… hole-y – absolutely ridiculous amounts of lakes, ponds etc., and of course bogs, swamps, fens and whatnot (especially up north in Lapland). We’re also a nation of functional alcoholics, so much so that we’re now weirdly famous for the concept of “pantsdrunk” or kalsarikännit, ie. getting drunk by yourself in your underwear. And it’s not like we came up with that during COVID, mind you – that’s just Tuesday.
Also valid for people who have IBS / IBD. Taking a shit that’s not a ≥45min ordeal that makes you feel like you want to die is definitely enjoyable
This one is definitely my favorite so far. So ominous
That sort of reminds me of this:
Damnit Martin I don’t think they meant it literally
That reads like a Cards Against Humanity black card.
“Gandhi is still trying to make Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum happen”