I’ve only properly been a woman for like, 5 years now, but I’ve honestly only had one dude ever attempt the fourth panel. Most dudes who try to flirt with me do it by talking about their interests and relentlessly complimenting me every time I know something about it or have something to add. That said, it does work on me.
Not all birds
Definitely not ducks.
My name is Duck and I’m here to fuck.
I’m a drake, you made a mistake.
You can definitely find men who flirt like all four of these examples.
I mean, the flaunting of sexual organs as an attempt to show fitness for mating isn’t exactly unlike those things
Pssh, this is completely untrue. The last time I impaled a bunch of small people and animals on a giant thorn, I didn’t any attention. Well some, but the only from the police.
Do birds have dicks? I’m not googling it
Ducks have a corkscrew shaped cock with explosive erections. There’s slo mo shots on youtube.
Also, female ducks have corkscrew shaped vaginas they can contract or relax. This is to protect against rape and to only mate with desirable males. It’s basically an arms race b/w duck dicks and vaginas. Ducks trying to be as as close to the vagina structure as possible, while the vagina tries to be as hard to get in (without consent) as possible.
Bottom left is just actual neurodivergent flirting
It’s also how it works in Stardew Valley
Imagine how thrilled I was when I realized my crush likes to eat a common sort of rock I had like 30 of
…eat? Oh, is that Abigail’s liked gift dialogue?
Yep. He didn’t fix it in the new update. It’s become a meme so it’s canon now.
They also literally scream all day at the top of their lungs, “WANNA FUCK??”
Yeah I hate it when I’m trying to enjoy myself at the park and there’s a bunch of birds screaming at the top of their lungs about sex.
Think of the poor children, we can’t let this continue
So selfish
Building a beautiful house is slightly more involved than weaving together some sticks and twigs that you found.
Pigeon nests are even shittier than that. They literally put some twigs down and call it a day. Honestly it’s a wonder how they even survive. Google for ‘pigeon nest’ for a good laugh, they’re just so terrible at it, like imagine a person giving bits of wood as a house.
Tbh most real birds probably act like the last one.
Ducks don’t even ask. They just rape. Most birds don’t have a penis, but ducks do. It’s for raping.
Lemme smash.
No, Ron. Go find Becky.
You wan… sum fuk?
I’d be a Canada Goose
Hey baby wanna … HOOOOOONNNKKKK!!! …
Yeah, but in fairness… I’ll bet female birds don’t make sweeping generalizations of an entire gender based on a few examples.
Women ☕
Always complaining about the problems they face and find relatable, smh they just can’t stop victimizing men
You know… People can just suck without having it being a gendered thing.
I’ve never been married, so I have a lot of experience in the dating scene. Never once has a woman I barely knew sent me a picture of her vagina unsolicited and expected me to sleep with her immediately.
I’ve never met anyone with leukemia. I guess that doesn’t exist as well.
The point is- blanket statements about anything, be it race, gender, etc…. Is fucking ignorant. Period.
I’m sure those women exist. They’re rare enough that it barely ever comes up. On the other hand, every woman has a dick pic story. Usually several. How common does something have to be before it becomes fair to generalize? It seems like this is super common.
It’s easy. It just takes 1 out of 100 men to send their dick pic to 300 women for them to have received dick pics from several men.
My girlfriend of 16 years can safely say it’s never happened.
So there goes your entire argument.
You’re making blanket statements. Please refer to my above comment on why you should avoid doing this.
You’re making blanket statements
No, I’m providing anecdotal evidence to support a hypothesis that the phonomenon is common enough that generalizing is fair
Please refer to my above comment on why you should avoid doing this.
Please stop pretending to be an authority. Your opinion is not law, this is a discussion between peers. Eat me.
