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    25 days ago

    When I was in third grade I lied to my classmates for some stupid reason saying that I lived in a three-story dome home with a hot tub on the top floor.

    And today I live in a three-story dome home with a hot tub on the top floor.

    Also, growing up I always said that a household should have at least three cars. A sedan or daily driver, a pickup truck, and a recreational vehicle.

    I own a sedan, a pickup truck, and a Jeep.

    The only thing left on my childhood bucket list is to become a multi-millionaire inventor. I need to get to work on that.