• Belgdore@lemm.ee
    2·
    6 days ago

    I’ve known adventures, seen places you people will never see, I’ve been Offworld and back… frontiers! I’ve stood on the back deck of a blinker bound for the Plutition Camps with sweat in my eyes watching stars fight on the shoulder of Orion… I’ve felt wind in my hair, riding test boats off the black galaxies and seen an attack fleet burn like a match and disappear. I’ve seen it, felt it… you piece of shit.

  • Onionguy@lemm.ee
    1·
    7 days ago

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself, you piece of shit.

  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    21·
    8 days ago

    "I never thought I’d die side by side with an elf

    How about side by side with an friend, you piece of shit?

    Ay, I could do that"

  • FiskFisk33@startrek.website
    7·
    8 days ago

    “My momma always said, life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get, you piece of shit!”

  • boogetyboo@aussie.zone
    7·
    8 days ago

    Play it, Sam. You piece of shit.

    We’ll always have Paris, you piece of shit.

    Get busy living, or get busy dying. You piece of shit

    I honestly can’t stop laughing - why is this stupid idea so funny