Actually translated it literally. Except they always translate gun to “Kanone” which is a field gun, not a handgun. But the German word for handgun is “Handfeuerwaffe” so I kinda understand.

Läderlappen would be a great term for Harley riders.

KDE for desktops with a mouse, Gnome for laptops with a touchpad. Both are great!

Germany:
“Airplane” = The Incredible Journey On A Crazy Airplane
Then there’s The Incredible Journey On A Crazy Spaceship (original “Airplane II: The Sequel”)
and The Outragious Journey On A Crazy Bus (original: “The Big Bus”, in no way related to the other movies)

But one scene in the first movie is even funnier than the original in the German dubbed version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEkI0cH_rK4
(The 2 black guys speak a thick Bavarian dialect, which is the closest thing in Germany to Hillbilly slang. The subtitles say something completely different)

It’s a children’s book.

Aysenur Ezgi Eygi was taking part in a protest against Jewish settlement expansion in the town of Beita, in the occupied West Bank
Jewish-Israeli activist Jonathan Pollak, who was at the protest, told BBC World Service’s Newshour programme he had seen “soldiers on the rooftop aiming”.
He said he had heard two separate shots, “with like a second or two distance between them”.
"I looked up, there was a clear line of sight between the soldiers and where we were.

In a statement, the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) said: "During Israeli security forces activity adjacent to the area of Beita, the forces responded with fire toward a main instigator of violent activity who hurled rocks at the forces and posed a threat to them.

Damn, she must have been quite strong, to be able to hurl rocks at snipers on a rooftop.

the Fungi kingdom is something of an untapped goldmine for cybernetic technology.

Imagine hearing this sentence coming from a TV screen at the beginning of a post-apocalyptic movie.

It’s the bartender in the background.

You can definitely avoid buying stuff from mainland China for most product categories.
And for those you can’t, buy second-hand.

Israel will make sure the Palestinian children get their shot.

Can you change the fact that you first have to hit a key combo to activate all other key combos?
Cause that is a hard no for me in any software.
Even on a laptop keyboard, you have 9 function keys and 77 others available. That’s 702 possible combos without even getting into any weird 3-key-stuff. More than anyone could ever remember or use.

In that case, I’ll switch you to Slackware.

Maybe if you count the inedible parts of the food you buy as “waste”.
Sorry, but I’m not into Avocado pits.

Upgrade their PC to Windows 11 overnight
Click yes on all “recommended” options
Left-align taskbar and make it black
Restore their desktop wallpaper

A CARROT

The first public version of “The GIMP” was released in 1995.
Pulp fiction, with a character called “The Gimp” was released in 1994.
I’m pretty sure it’s not ableist, just a movie reference.

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We primarily market over word of mouth, a self-hosted web forum and Instagram.
I’ve never seen a club like this anywhere else, that’s why I became a member and devote up to 20h a week to keeping it alive.
It’s a wonderful oasis in our capitalistic hell-scape.

(There’s a pool behind the yellow door 😁)

I hosted an art gallery / techno party at a non-profit organisation I volunteer for. It’s a club for alternative cultural events everyone can afford. We’re talking 5€ at the door and 1,50€ for a beer, at a 10 hour event with multiple DJs and life bands.
It took 4 weeks of preparation to create a concept, book artists, DJs, techs, a caterer etc.
On Friday after work I drove to the club to prepare it.
We built a video installation, mounted a free-standing vertical canvas to practice graffitti, hung 20 artworks, tested sound and light equipment, etc.
I was back home at midnight.

On Saturday I drove back at noon to finish preparations, then ran the show, which went from 6pm to 4am the next morning.
I was back home at 9am, after working 37h on a weekend.

It was the first time I did any of this, and since my partner was sick, I was doing most of it alone. One of the most exhausting weekends of my life.
But twice as many people showed up as expected, and it was a complete success.
Even though an art exhibit doesn’t exactly fit our usual 18-24 year old audience.

It’s one Alaska, Mikhail. What could it cost, $7 million?