Yeah. I’ve always been cut so I’ve always needed something.

It depends on the situation. As a penis owner, it’s very rough without lubrication, but I don’t always have access to something. So in those cases, I lick my hand to provide something.

Granted, I have to do it repeatedly otherwise the friction gets worse than using nothing.

I get it. A personality seems like a hard thing to find sometimes.

About half and half. If I’m masturbating to something, it’s usually amateur work because porn has been really meh for a while now.

Nothing sexy this weekend. I cleaned, read a book, and took the family to see Labyrinth at the theater. I think my wife and I were the only ones enjoying ourselves.

I hate when someone puts a bra size into their story. They almost never know how bra sizing works, and it immediately irritates me. I’ve seen a lot of 32in waisted women that somehow wear a 44F bra 🙄.

I’ll describe shapes and sizes, but from a character’s point of view. I’ll write it in a way that a regular person might have described through conversation or reaction. Sort of like your preferred example.

I know exactly who the character is, and in any normal circumstance I would write it on the more realistic side. Some of the character interactions are a bit unrealistic, but not wildly so. More, a “this is unlikely to happen between these two people”.

What I’m asking is if those that enjoy reading erotic fiction want the sex itself to be physically exaggerated, or if they prefer it to be grounded.

I don’t think it would matter to me. I would, at minimum, assist in the management of their career since there’s a history of exploitation and abuse in the industry. I don’t know if it’s still that way these days, but you can never be too sure.

Okay. Preface: I’m not a professional writer. I just like doing it in my spare time. I’m okay at best.

First: Read everything. Not just your favorite author or favorite genre, but everything. Especially read things by people that are different from yourself. This helps give you a well of ideas and personalities and perspectives to pull from.

Second: Start your initial writing by just spewing out whatever is in your head. Don’t worry about grammar or anything like that. Just write. You can go back and edit later. Which you should absolutely do, even if you think you got it the first time. When you do go through editing, read it like it was the first time seeing these words. If things seem off, or you notice things like a lot of word repetition in your descriptions. Stop and think about other ways to form the sentence. Maybe pull up a thesaurus for a buffet words to roll around your tongue.

Third: Dialogue can be tricky for some people. I have two suggestions. First, try saying your dialogue out loud. Act it out like you’re the characters. Do both sides and emote like the characters would. See if it feels awkward or stilted. Even if you’re doing erotic writing, saying the words out loud will give you a feel for how it’ll sound when people read it in their head. The second part of this suggestion, is to read scripts. Scripts are almost entirely dialog, and reading them will give you a feel for the back and forth action that makes up a conversation.

Fourth: Unless you’re writing for a group of church ladies that want to read erotic stories while hiding the juicy bits behind innocent words, try to keep the euphemisms for sex things grounded to what actual people would use. If you’re fucking a woman, are you going to ask if you could lick her “flower” or enter “her core” or pleasure her “love button”. And with men, avoid shit like “sex missile” or “sliding in to the hilt” or "member ". Again, think about words real people would use in a real situation. And, hey, if those are things you actually say, then use them and more power to you.

Yeah, but I’ll do like a High Hefner silk robe.

Like so:

Stretch pants and leggings are comfortable as heck. I don’t wear them outside the house though. I look like I’m smuggling a tennis ball in my pants.

I have this one pair of shorts that were supposed to permanently stretch over time and look more normal (but form fitting) and I look very inappropriate in them.

Good notes on the type of button up. Thanks!

I agree it’s the effort that counts, but I also think a person should wear something that compliments their shapes and features, and that’s where I’m unsure. Basically I’m not sure if my shapes fits the fit, as it were.

I already got the ass in check, though. Enough at least to make the ladies in my family jealous. 😆

I’ve thought about crop tops, but I’m worried about finding the right size since I’m 6’.

I’ve been mulling on that idea, but I’m not sure my face and build matches how women’s clothes are cut. I would need to experiment a bit.

Fun how? Like patterns and such, or something more like toe socks or thigh highs?

Good. I have most of that. Just missing the vest.

Just a wizard hat? That could be hot in the right context.

It’s fine. I have a web server. I just didn’t want to run a separate server just to run Ghost on Node.