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I want a proper sequel, Cyberpunk 2420.

Oh man, a Total War: Lord of the Rings could be pretty badass.

This is bleeding-edge progressive stuff. We need all 49 other states to follow and we can finally get rid of climate change in America once and for all.

Not a probe!

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In the better timeline we left, they’re now playing the Sega Dreamcast 5.

692 “advertising partners” through that site.

Sacrificing me isn’t sleeping though, which is what you said you wanted? I’m sensing some dishonesty, which is a red flag for me.

“Thank GOD, I was hoping I wasn’t the only one who noticed! I’ve been dying over here trying not to say anything.”

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…”

"I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

Careful how you deliver that “obviously.”

Tekken boss

He has a name: Heihachi Mishima.

Shoulda seen their faces when they realized their mistake!

Multiple accidental precision strikes, maybe?

It worked for Batman and he grew up wanting to help others.

You missed like another 40 minutes of cut scenes before briefly getting to control your bare-assed character before more cut scenes. I also gave up.

This raises a good question: why do we call them fanny packs? Why are we so afraid to acknowledge and use frontpacks?

This one is misleading though. It’s a bit like, “Who would ever want a second hit of meth!? Just try it this once! Only takes 5 minutes!”

That wasn’t my intent, but if it’s the first place your mind went, I’m down.

Chris Pratt.