🎵Piracy is a service problem🎵

Literal toddler shit.

“We don’t have to bake a cake for gay people buuuuuttt you have to show my movie because I want iiiit!!!”

John Constantine will inexplicably have long hair and a beard this time around.

I went to Godot so now Unity can’t hurt me anymore.

And even if Godot turns to shit I can either fork or stay with my current version.

I had some dough rising overnight. Gonna bake it today and have it with butter and honey.

The crow: get in line!

Borderlands: Amateurs!

Seriously though… What the fuck, 2024?

These guys won the lottery and I’m excited for them.

Lifting the scanner to type always gets me.

Super genius inventor. I’m not much of a comic guy either, but he was a big player in the justice league unlimited TV show that was a big part of my childhood.

Mr. Terrific? Ok. Don’t get excited yet. Don’t let them disappoint you…

TIL Mel Brooks isn’t dead.

The answer is that corporations absolutely resent customers having standards.

In an ideal world, to them, you just hand them your paycheck and passwords and keys to your house directly in exchange for nothing.

That’s what enshittification is: the slow, inevitable frog boiling rise towards that reality where consumers have absolutely no standards, and are completely comfortable with being an exploited resource, even thankful for the opportunity to be exploited. You already see that shit with Games Cash Shops as a service. All you have to do is put the skeleton of a game in there and you will instantly have a conditioned audience of goobers willing to die for you.

I looked into why the joker was back and found out you can buy him with their cash shop tokens called Luther coins.

Rips hair out

Dial up modem sound. Followed by the AOL portal site.

I didn’t know what a URL was, so I was stuck with going through the kids section of the site, which I believe was a webcrawler that grabbed sites that had games on them. That was pretty much the internet for me.

The core gameplay is fun as hell. I’m using a crossbow and my flame fox thing to catch or knock out pals while riding my pink sheep llama thing to explore the world and having a blast. For an early access game it also runs great and so far no game breaking bugs.

Synergize and innovate creative systems and shove them up your ass, Unity.

If your game sucks there’s no such thing as bad press.

This is my hot take as well. BG3 isn’t good, everything else calling itself an RPG is complete dogshit.

Was magic ring ever explained on a technical level? I thought all we know is it wants to be with sauron and it makes angels shit themselves.

For all we know putting it on a mouse gives everyone mouse nightmares and make them worship the mouse as mouse king before they take it straight to sauron.