Wow. Ok.

You know you can make something and it still be bad right?

It’s not besides the point. It’s in fact the whole point. That’s why there is a fan edit and a response and a backlash to the backlash.

All of this is the point here. You can’t handwave away the other side cause you don’t agree or want to handle that argument.

Her eyes look bored and like she’s trying to look serious. Like she’s worried you realized you can smell her last fart.

Nah more for neckbeards who have to much of their parents and wife’s money to spend.

Actually really enjoyed the writing minus the last 25 minutes. It’s quippy and fun and pretty cruel and gross out in places. Really solid.

The effects are laughable. I really appreciate them going “we are in the middle of nowhere and we need to find a house and a phone” while you can literally see the nice house they were shooting in front of just behind them in the tree line.

Man if they had cleaned up the opening sequence a bit. Canned the second climax and just gave us a long expositional epilogue it would have literally been a near comic perfect HellBoy.

All in all a really fun hour long YouTube worthy fan film.

Nintendo also recently did the Pokenon sleep app which was about tracking your sleep and a bunch of wearables have been shouting they intend to get better about it too…

I don’t know if I want to know why suddenly data on People’s sleep patterns is so profitable but yeah no way am I inviting data tracking and biometric harvesting into my bed with me.

Well that’s the freakiest thing I’m gonna see all day

Disjointed mess that you can expect from a writing session based around a singer, an actor, and a director, that hated their original movie’s audience, scribbling on napkins, to make.

It feels like the producers told them it still had to be a joker film and that’s where you get the makeup and action set pieces from but they get ignored every time for excuses that are basically “because we shouldn’t tell this story, we think, we will sorta berate you, and give you no reason to watch this as it’s all fake”

I just realized it’s still a rip off of Scorsese and like a literal reverse of “Shutter Island”

And here we are. Because this asshole has limitless money he will now be in everything until we think he is cool.

Just awful.

I mean I had actually had a conversation a long while ago when I originally fell in love with Annapurna games about my perceived dangers of it being run almost single handedly by a billionaire playing around with her Dad’s money that the level of control she had would make it risky to treat like a legitimate company but they really put the gold star stamp of approval on so many games they made and published.

Honestly this won’t really hurt the billionaire. She has the publishing contracts still and whatever partial finished games were already in development but I really do hope the best for the actual talent and employees.

I really want to see them help push into that more united gaming labor force that the Henry Stickman developers foundation (Outersloth), and other groups are doing to let them actually help games be unique and good.

I saw a Lemmy comment summarizing it in like 5 sentences and honestly that felt like watching it to.

What a garbage twist and plot.

First 2 are classic grand scifi and really among my favorite space movies and then there is a third movie.

OK well dang, really proving that movie costs explode from digital effects.

It will be fun to see if any movie manages to beat the flop that is Borderlands then by end of the year. Doubtful.

Well the Borderlands movie gave a bunch of Hollywood socialites a vacation in Budapest before the covid restrictions were completely released in California… So probably for reasons like that.

I thought it was a good idea when it was Jason Momoa as The Crow but that’s just cause I think he is a secret emo and it would have been funny.

Man the new Interview with a Vampire is definitely goth.

Goth generally doesn’t have an uplifting single hero but a bunch of people all collectively wallowing in the mud of sorrow together vibe to it as someone that is basically pastel goth.

Do we have the budget for the Crow? It definitely seems cheaper with that lame ending, but they didn’t spend no money on advertising either.

Right? It wasn’t his fault but I just didn’t care about the plot any more than the writers did.

At least The punchline was funny.

None of us are allowed to give lower than a 4 rating because of stupid contract based work apps and an algorithm that decides to not show low value options below 4 stars or allow for them anywhere.

It’s bled into so many things but the ratings between 2 -> 7 might as well all mean the same thing.

Its unpleasant and doesn’t care if you don’t get it. Cosmic Horror.

But like that’s the actual point. A plot that just keeps happening cause something beyond the realm of human comprehension or comfort just steam rolling the plot while the humans try to keep a grip.

Horror is mostly about the feeling and adrenaline you get from the tension anyways. Hellraiseright be one of the best horror movies as well but it’s for a crowd that likes body horror and it nails its vibes perfectly. Like Event Horizon nails “Space is Hell”

Its nice to see that Norton learned his lesson from The Italian Job and it was to double down on scummy pathetic rich guy.

Though it’s a shame he hasn’t come back to neonazi in a while.