Fob have small antenna, press fob to head, body becomes big antenna, boost signal with body.

Well yeah, because if someone can claim a copyright on their public domain work, then disney might be in a bit of trouble, considering they built their movie business on using public domain stories.

I can’t tell if that character is close to me or far away!

I got tickets to that, where were you sitting? Ingot the “my bed laying with my dogs watching star trek” section.

I makes me laugh how defensive people get over pizza toppings.

It’s fucking pizza, food that comes on its own plate, that you can hold with one hand and shove down your face hole while slumped on the couch watching tv.

Ohh yeah for sure, it would be the only time Cthulhu would be vulnerable, but you wouldn’t want to take advantage of it out of respect to Mr Rogers.

When the AI confuses the term Muppet with the term Cronenberg.

It’s all good, Tigger will take care of them…

Yeah, but they’re special order.

Yeah, I’m paying upwards of 60 to 80 dollars a week to get my anal glands done.

Nah this is.

This has meme potential! This has meme potential!

Radical Leftist liberal Turtles

Radical Leftist liberal Turtles

Radical Leftist liberal Turtles

Soy milk in a latte

Turtle power!

Ok then smartass, you tell us why it’s the way it is!

Porn is artistic nudity.

and Kermit smiled for the first time, for he finally had one moment of peace from Miss Piggy

For every tech company with an r&d team fighting this stuff, there’s a plethora of programming wizards whose sole purpose in life is to defeat them.