git commit -m "update readme"Damn, I hate it when bathroom supplies don’t available.
rollback;
Error - no transaction started!
rollback; rollback; rollback;
into mirrored portOh hang on, I remember how to do this I chant
DBA,
DBA (cc line manager),
DBA (cc. chief fucktard officer)
into the service-desk web-app thingy.
I didn’t realize the toilet was a repository for code, but checks out.
After committing you can only move forward, mostly by waddling while half bent over like some kind of Eldritch Shambler
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Flush
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shamble eldrichly forward
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lift the seat
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shamble eldrichly backwards
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submerse the entirety of your ass in the bowl
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Flush (Repeat as needed)
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More like:
U.S. Department of the Posterior
Bring your own TP, wipes, and hand sanitizer when going outdoors. It’s come in handy many times. (Shovel is optional).
Username checks out.
So does domain name
