https://youtu.be/cYxIe7T8ZKA?si=AsFcLs6FVvd9BUg7
Dramatic reading.
All ham is processed isn’t it? Salted and smoked.
You can get uncured ham – it’s a reference to the cut of meat. In this case, the “butt” of the pig just above the rear leg.
Source: grew up on pig farm
One buttburger please.
Ahh thanks for clarifying. But the devil advocate in me is thinking ‘If it’s been cut, it’s been processed’
By that logic a steak is processed beef. But yeah there’s a bit of a subjective line in the sand - all food goes through a process of some sort. Even veggies have to be picked, sorted, and washed.
Generally what is meant by processed is either food that’s undergone a preservative process or food with additives to make a secondary product. Like American cheese is processed cheese because it has additives after the original cheese process.
Generally butchery or packaging is not the colloquial bar for ‘processed’.
Just bite into the pigs ass, as god intended
This is the way.
This makes meat obelisk slices sound more appealing to me. And now I’m hungry.
Meat obelisk.
I too have played warframe.
Weirdly that’s not the most bizarre thing in the lore.
Time is an illusion. And so is death.
Time is an illusion.
Lunchtime doubly so.
I’ll take two … I’ll meet the forklift operators out front to tell them where to load them all
By the gods
In the eyes of the gods … we are all meat obelisks
“Okay, one raw ham coming up”
It’s organic because it’s mostly organs.
Prosciutto?
mmmm…salted pork
When I worked in a meat packing factory one summer these things fucking stank!!
OP misunderstood the christian customer. He asked “Is that ham posessed?”. Customer was just looking for training material for his remote learning “exorcism for beginners” course.
Very Monty Python-esque.
E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed 'im to the perch 'e’d be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E’s off the twig! 'E’s kicked the bucket, 'e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!!
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
You must gnaw on the buttocks of a living pig.
The pic is of Mortadella, not ham.
“Meat obelisk”, “hubris manifest”… Yes! Write that down!
By the way, does anyone know of a “words that I like” community that collects such sonant pontifications? TV quotes, one or two words, swear alternatives, etc? Is ShowerThoughts the only place? There once was a ArgueLikeEnglishman sub, but it was short-lived on reddit.Maybe start !CobraChicken or what have you.