A housecat can kill a level 1 commoner, you know.
On a crit it can kill a level 1 wizard
You could take any one of those completely out of context and they’d still be solid.
Instructions Unclear: Took steroids, turned off brain; locked in never ending combat with cat.
No the instructions were pretty clear, this is on you. Did you maybe turn off your brain before reading the instructions?
In any case, please send cat pictures.
I am just a cat climbing toy 😭
KITTY
I have been prescribed steroids since I was a kid. That is the benefit of having asthma.
The fuck is a “fair fight”?
No tactical nuclear weapons, cluster bombs, sharp sticks etc. for the monkey with opposable thumbs
Welp my Scorched Earth char is out I guess
Don’t fight a cat everyday
Fight a cat, steal its drugs, repeat when you run out, got it!
Preferably don’t fight a cat any day
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