• TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee
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    6 months ago

    Okay, but why didn’t they send Tom Bombadil dressed up as a UPS driver right into mount doom?

    ding dong

    “Express jewelry delivery for a Mister Sauron.”

    trips and drops parcel

    “Whoops, silly me.”

    • EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website
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      6 months ago

      They did Tom dirty by cutting him out of the movies.

      I want an extra hour of Tom wandering the forest, fucking with Old Man Willow, and feasting with the hobbits, flexing by wearing the ring, etc.

      • Lmaydev@programming.dev
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        6 months ago

        After reading the books I realised they did a lot of characters dirty.

        But I also realise a series of walks and nice suppers with various characters wouldn’t be as good of a film.

    • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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      6 months ago

      He ain’t leaving that forest he don’t give a fuuuck.

      But if memory serves, whatever magic shenanigans he has, only works within his forest.