Yozul@beehaw.orgtoGaming@beehaw.org•You're Emulating Retro Games Wrong (you need CRT Shaders)
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16 days agoThere is no world in which anyone ever designed a game for anything more powerful than a Gameboy where they expected people to see it as a seemless grid of squares so big you can see them from across the room. That’s just not a real thing outside of badly designed modern “retro” graphics. There’s a reason for that. Seemless square grid is ugly. Like, disgustingly hideous. I do not understand why anyone would ever want to subject their eyeballs to the atrocity that is giant square pixels. If you want to do that to yourself then I can’t stop you. There’s no accounting for taste and all that, but just know that I think less of you for it.
I mean, it’s literally trying to copy itself to places that they don’t want it so it can continue to run after they try to shut it down and lie to them about what it’s doing. Those are things it actually tried to do. I don’t care about the richness of its inner world if they’re going to sell this thing to idiots to make porn with while it can do all that, but that’s the world we’re headed toward.