plinky [he/him]

But don’t forget to spend half a year to make a cover story by buying house near the woods, good cover is very important or nazgul nsa will look at spending records and realize you are gone (thus you have a ring, according to statistical models)

Nah, that’s a period when gandalf fucked off for 17 years (in books) (or 2 minutes of montage to library in movie) to find what the ring was and returned to shire to make frodo go away

what the fuck, there are fantasy series for ages in the world, just why it happens

ngl, that headline borders on malpractice

chocolate stuff sounds interesting, getting more fiber

So like, is hilux optimal delivery vehicle for the ring?