Masochist: Torment me, please.

Sadist: No. (Muhaha)

The art of trolling

Claim denied.

The central review mirror is missing, rendering the car unfit for public roads.

I absolutely agree with you. However you could make the point, and of course I am not making that point, but one could argue that there was also some genetic engineering involved, that allegedly might have led to some qualityies that some might call a teeny tiny bit murderous.