🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦

My Dearest Sinophobes:

Your knee-jerk downvoting of anything that features any hint of Chinese content doesn’t hurt my feelings. It just makes me point an laugh, Nelson Muntz style as you demonstrate time and again just how weak American snowflake culture really is.

Hugs & Kisses, 张殿李

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Cake day: November 14th, 2023

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  • Now imagine this:

    I lived in Inuvik for three years (Dad was stationed there). For three consecutive winters I lived 30 days of night. You think you get SAD “down south”? You ain’t seen nothin’ 'til you’ve faced a whole month of nothing but twilight conditions or darker.

    Which brings us to my first Sunrise Festival.

    This is the most memorable sun-related event in my life, displacing even the total solar eclipse I experienced in Wuhan a few years back. For 30 days there was no sun. Further, for 15 days the “twilight” portions of the day got darker and darker until it was basically nothing but night. Then, for 15 days, in the depths of SAD you’ve never felt the like of, it got brighter and brighter at the high parts of the day.

    Until the day of the Sunrise Festival.

    This is the day that basically all work stops as close to noon we gathered out in the streets and playgrounds (in my case) and such to watch the sky. Watch the twilight get brighter and brighter and brighter. Until suddenly the sun peeks for a few minutes above the horizon, blood red, staining the sky, only to dip quickly back down.

    Sure we’ve got another month of really, incredibly short days before we face something similar to normalcy, but it’s all good. It only gets lighter from here.

    The sun is back in town.




  • My dumbest joke is actually a family joke that has built up over the years. Unfortunately it works only in German.

    Basically when I was very young I mispronounced a key word in a Christmas carol and hilarity ensued that dogged me to my father’s dying day. It developed over the years into this:

    Es ist ein Ross entsprungen
    Aus einem Stall so alt,
    Wie uns die Bauern sungen,
    Das Ross entfloh mit G'walt.
    Es ist ein kluges Pferdchen
    Aus altem Stamm gezeugt,
    Das mitten in der Nacht dann
    Sich aus dem Staub gezeugt.
    
    Das Ross, das ich nun meine,
    War flink und voller Mut,
    Es sprang mit einem Male
    Hinaus in die kalte Flut.
    Mit Hufen, stark und kräftig,
    Fand es den Weg hinaus,
    Entkam dem Stall ganz leise,
    Und rannte schnell nach Haus.
    

    (I apologize to any German speakers for the terrible lyric verse.)




  • I helped a friend’s child going to school in Canada to write a presentation on Canada’s 2008 apology for the residential schools scandal. Said child observed that all of the available topics were positive things only and she was utterly frustrated by this.

    So I showed her how to turn the residential schools thing into something that shoves Canadians’ faces in their history. The introduction mentions the apology and the important step forward that it represents, but also says it’s pointless to talk about the apology without knowing what Canada is apologizing for.

    She then (with some guidance) wrote a harsh and merciless summary of the residential schools, highlighting in the history section the terrible motivations for them, the cruelty of them, and, above all, how LONG they lasted. Then she turned her words to the complicity of the Canadian government in them. Finally she painted a dreadful picture of the aftermath of the residential schools and how they continued to cause harm for decades after the last one was finally closed with other impacts that last to this very day.

    Then, in her conclusion, she stated factually that the PM apologized on behalf of Canada in 2008. She closed off then with, “with Canada apologizing, everything’s good now” delivered in the degree of sarcasm that only a 17-year old girl with a grievance of her own about Canadian racism could provide.

    Her teacher was furious, and about half the class shared the teacher’s reaction. The other half cheered her. (I’ll let your imagination figure out where the dividing line was between anger and cheering…)

    I’ve never been so proud of a child that I know in my entire life.