We have a saying here in Denmark: “the truth is to be heard from children and drunk people”.

With that in mind, what could be more truthful than a toddler on their second white Russian? 😛

it means that Pippin Billy Boyd actually is a complete dumbass IRL and actually accidentally awoke an ancient evil.

Hey! He apologized and paid his fine! Let the poor man move on with his life! 😛

Lord of the Rings but Legolas has a sniper rifle

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Witch King of Angmar marked himself safe from any man