Reminds me of a friend who plays with two custom spells on quickslots the first chance he gets to make them. The first he calls “JUMP GOD” and the second is “I HATE FALL DAMAGE” with 2-300 points in jump for 1s and a couple seconds of feather fall, respectively.

Who needs fast travel?

“Please call me”

Translation: I want to tear you a new one through a non-written medium so it doesn’t get recorded.

“No”

Translation: You have no power here.