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Are you a youtuber doing “social experiments” now, but now with cats?

Or are you trying to do “IQ tests” on cats?

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act of Congress

They have congress

republicans have only gotten more “maga” than last time

Too low effort… Gotta smear shit on walls to prove your commitment

Tor is too slow to watch videos. Wouldn’t wanna get interrupted in the middle of jerking off

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“Communist” Party of China being capitalists. How ironic 🤣

I’d argue that the US is perhaps even more “Socialist” than China.

The US can at least have unions, have some level of labor protections, and have legally protected strikes.

China has none.

Well we can be all lonely, here, TOGETHER! 🤗

I’m not worried about nation state attacks, but am considering the vector of a tech savy thief

I’m not an expert in tech, but I’m pretty sure no non-state actors would be able to bypass the security on most modern up-to-date smartphones. Most thiefs (even tech-savy ones) wouldn’t have those advanced cellebrite devices, that are not only very expensive, they only sell it to verified law enforcement organizations.

So I have a debate in my head right now about how I should handle devices stored unattended in vehicles. The criteria:

So why are you leaving devices unattended? 🤔

Also, not sure if you know this, or if this is even gonna be useful to you, but there is an app that you can use to wipe the phone if it hasn’t been unlocked for X amount of time, the X time which you can set, also has decoy quick menu setting that shows as an “airplane mode” that is a fake that would trigger a wipe if a thief tried to turn on airplane mode (in order to avoid a remote wipe or getting tracked). Also has option to trigger a wipe if any data transfer device or cable is plugged in (power charging without data transfers dont apply). So I guess you can set it up so if a thief connect it to a computer, the wipe gets triggered.

Its called Wasted available on F-Droid and fully open source (as with all F-Droid apps). It doesn’t even require root or a computer to set up, since it uses Device Administrator API which all android phones have.

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Lemmings, I regret totally regret to bring you the news that the CEO of Apple, Tim Cook have killed himself after murdering his entire family.

Huh? I’m pretty sure fdroid did a silent update without asking me. I think Aurora store also did silent updates. I mean, I still have to allow it once, then afterwards it didn’t need my permission.

What android version are you on? I’m on the latest Android 14.

The Story About the Time When I got Reincarnated as a Cat and my Human Servant Made Me an Internet Celebrity

Damn that’s a long title of a light novel