Let’s see the size of his Schwartz first

Fuckin amateurs

Liam Neeson is 72 years old. He’s had a good run; pass the torch, have a calcium shake and relax.

Sounds like US healthcare too

Pretty solid analysis

Man those are some haphazard gravestones.

Falcon and the Winter Soldier was a decent series, carried by Anthony Mackie and the chemistry between the leads.

The problem is that Falcon is already a great character. No super serum Cap’n America is already boring.

People shooting guns in a car and then continuing their conversation…

You would be deaf.

The scene where he wrecks his sports car was awesome

Was it necessary to wait 20 YEARS??

Scary is subjective. That’s why I like to include my benchmark “scary movie,” to give others some context.

Event Horizon is my high-water mark.

The bar is set too high. We keep expecting something better than mediocre, as the first two films whetted our appetites.

This movie will be awesome if they also have Leto playing Morbius.

Technically the various local, State, and Federal police forces do that, but it’s semantics.

Narrator: No, she won’t.

Thanks idiot

“If he dies, he dies.”

Seize the handful of companies that create the majority of pollution and put their top shareholders in prison.

Or just keep, ya know, ineffectually moaning about it.