This feels like a return to icanhazcheeseburger and monorail cat, me at the zoo…… like a meme on vhs. It’s February 2007. I’m going to put on a my chemical romance T-shirt because the girl I like dyes her hair black and wears vans. In the evening we’re going to play halo 2 on Xbox 360. I can’t wait for halo 3 to release later this year. Boulevard of broken dreams plays constantly on every radio station in the western world. Nobody has listened to any other songs since 2004.

Okay, this one made me laugh!