“The incorporated demons we conjured to only care about gold,” says one of the high priests of the gold sect, “- they don’t care about anything but gold! Their promises were empty!”

“Further research is needed” said one of the soothsayers involved in creating the doomsday report, “but mostly we’re right on schedule”

“It begs the question if neoliberal markets can solve this problem for us!” said a random person that asked to stay anonymous out of fear of the legislative crackdown on eco-terrorism.