Reposting this from here from 2023, after I stumbled across it tonight and it hits hard.

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I love my smart TV. I love the way it takes a long time to boot up because it’s trying to refresh the advertisements on the home screen. I delight in the way it randomly restarts because it’s downloaded an update without asking me, each of which makes the TV slower and slower with every subsequent install. I adore the way it buries the apps that I want to use, and that I use without fail every single time, below the apps that it’s being paid to promote and which I have never touched in my life and would never use without the cold metal of a glock pressed hard against my sweating temple. I am infinitely thrilled by the way the interface lags constantly, due to the need to have one thousand unnecessary animations rendered on hardware ripped wholesale from a ten year old phone. I feel myself borne aloft on wings of pure joy when I am notified that my data will be collected and analysed to determine my usage patterns. Even now I am writing this from a field of beautiful flowers and soft luscious grass as I lie and look up happily at the bright blue sky, smiling happily to know that this is the future of technology

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    2 days ago

    OT, and I’m usually not the type that comments with gun trivia, but

    the cold metal of a glock

    Wasn’t Glock famously made of ceramic polymer and became popular for evasion of metal detectors?

    Sorry for the sidetrack, that single point irks me even if it’s way outside my wheelhouse.

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        1 day ago

        That tells you all you need to know about my sources for firearm trivia! I don’t even remember watching DH2 😄

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          1 day ago

          It’s such a legendary bit of misinformation that it gets an explicit mention on the Wikipedia page!

          Incidentally, the carbon-fibre pistol from The Dark Knight isn’t a real thing either 😉

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        2 days ago

        I recently got into amateur radio and the radio usage in Die Hard 1 is bonkers. They both talk at the same time a ton, it’s just all over the place.