Okay, you ho ho hos, let us know all the ways you’ve been naughty or nice this week. Nothing is too naughty to share, whether of the sexy or non-sexy variety. Let it all out!
My birthday was up pretty recently, and I got my girl a gift (I know right): an anal plug. Unfortunately, there was no time for her to try it out before christmas, unfortunately meaning we would only meet again on monday.
And boy, was she pretty excited to wear it, telling me she felt really slutty, and was practically begging me to fuck her! I obviously complied, sucking her sweet pussy (obv) before plowing away. Fucking with the plug inside her makes it feel very tight and pleasant. I might’ve gone too hard though, and I kinda hurt my dick in the process, giving me a small, painless hematoma.
Got my wife to cum super hard and she nearly passed out. I had her restrained and a hood over her head using a womanizer on her clit.
A couple other nights she fucked my ass good with some Bad Dragon toys and then fisted me. She got a bit deeper than she usually does and it was awesome.
We got busy all the other days too but it was more regular for us.
Making your wife cum like that must’ve been super amazing for the both of you.
Ooh nice, do you mind if I ask which bad dragon toy?
She definitely enjoyed it and I did too.
We used a Medium and a Large Chance Unflared and I hilted them both.
Damn I guess you’re both very skilled with handling burritos. Love the openness. How long were you together before she fucked you with a dildo?
Together way longer than we should have been haha. We’ve added a lot over the years and are constantly exploring with each other.
Restrained, blindfolded, and made to come? Fuck yes, that’s my kind of jam!
No really naughty fun for me, however:
- My apartment reno is finally done! Spent my first night in it getting the place set up. Decided to have an edible and enjoy a long masturbation session with poppers. The combination of cannabis + poppers is how I learned how to have a full body orgasm, so I still like to do it sometimes. I had some Doritos and Ben & Jerry’s afterwards, too :-)
- I wished J a happy birthday, and he said meeting me this year has definitely been a highlight :-D
- Seeing J swimming in these sexy “euro” style micro briefs on my LA trip inspired me, and I bought a similar pair for myself! I’ll need to wear them (alone) around the house a bit to feel more confident, then who knows! Maybe I’ll learn to pose for a new post in /c/themaleform?
Merry Christmas!
What’s a popper
Poppers are usually amyl, butyl, or other nitrates that people (mostly gay men?) sniff during sex. It produces a very short (30s) sensation of mild euphoria and relaxation. Quite safe as long as you don’t take any blood pressure or ED meds. Bottoms also find it makes their muscles relax so they’re able to handle anal sex better. Many bottoms like to take poppers when I’m topping them so I fit inside better 😈
I’ve always wondered how does foreskin restoration work? How long does it take? Is it painful??
I did it for like a year a long time back and it made a difference. People think I’m uncut based on my pics, but not in person. And I can masturbate by sliding what foreskin I have and it feels good.
Basically you keep a steady tugging pull on the foreskin with a device like the Mantor. That encourages the skin to grow over time. It can take many years to get it long enough to completely cover the glans, and some guys will never get there no matter what. But why not try?
Huh, sounds very interesting!
Yay! Glad your apartment is finally finished! You should definitely post pics of the micro briefs 😶 good luck on the restoration progress!!
I mentioned last week that I was getting obsessed with deep-throating. It turns out I either had a weak gag reflex to begin with, or you can train it away quickly if you’re dedicated. I can hold the normal penis sized dildo nearly indefinitely, though breathing around it is difficult. I also managed, after a lot of tries, to fully engulf the chance I was trying for. Now I just need to find someone with a 9" or more dick to see what practice can do. Or maybe not. Shyness is difficult to overcome, apps just want all of your data to sell, and I’m not going back to reddit to find someone.
My goodness that’s impressive. I’m only 7 inches long and I treasure the mouths that accommodate me comfortably and skillfully. I’m sure that really well hung men would love to meet you!
Well if you weren’t so far away… ;)
Last week has ultimately been very crap.
- Got rejected from interview
- Found out work may not relocate me to a department that isn’t being made redundant
- Remember last week I told you about that date? Yeah, she came back and basically said she felt no chemistry. I did explain about wanting to kiss her and respecting boundaries (but also it was because she was coughing all evening, and I don’t want to be a COVID incubator, matey), and she understood, but she has moved on.
So yeah. Quite frankly the date thing sucks but it isn’t stressing me out as much as the whole “lack of job situation”. Since I’m planning to prioritize income over dates, I may be a bit quiet for a while.
Oh, and the escort I used to be with (before I took dating seriously, then redundancy happened) texted me last week asking how I was doing as I’ve been radio silent with her. I explained my work situation, and I suspect she’ll leave me alone for now (thank goodness, don’t really need any more expenses atm).
Oh no I’m sorry to hear that 😕 My fingers and toes are crossed for you in your job search!
Thank you so much for the kind words and support!!
Keep up the grind! It’s great that she got back to you and told you the truth!
That is true, she did get back to me and didn’t ghost me, so I’m relieved to hear that.
I’ll eventually get back into dating, but I’ve got… more pressing things to deal with given my job security has become undone.
My partner bought a sexy gift and told me to get ready for a surprise + shower, which I did. I figured it might be a new pegging toy so I cleaned up and put in a butt plug. It was not! However, it was a set of ropes and the knowledge she’d practiced a few knots. So she tied me up (my first time with proper restraints), asked me to pick a number between 20 and 40, then teased me for the number I select in minutes (aka 27 minutes).
The teasing did include me being fingered, so the cleaning and plug weren’t for nothing :) even though she can’t really reach my prostate, it’s still a very nice time. After the time was up, she rode me for a bit reverse cowgirl while fingering me, making me cum very hard in just a couple minutes.
We talked a bit after about it and both agreed next time she’s going to masturbate out of reach which is gonna be hottttt.
So hot! She must be very talented to finger you while also riding you reverse cowgirl.
Lots of sexting and video sessions with my girlfriend, but nothing in person. She’s coming back tomorrow, and it’s a good thing too, I’m close to climbing the walls!
