His claims are quickly debunked in the article, as the true reason is, obviously, protecting their IP and subscription model

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    That feature will only be enabled after extensive “research” following the “Crushed Grandma Landfill Disaster of 2135.” A tragedy in which the massive landfill of unused ink cartridges shifts and engulfs an entire city block, crushing one grandmother to death.

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        I just tried so hard to stifle my laughter at work that I instead ended up wheeze giggling and then loudly farting. Holy shit this comment makes me laugh way too hard, I almost want to print it out.