It’s because it’s Satanism and not the Satanic Temple.

Satanism (usually referring to Levayan Satanism) is for libertarian, edge lords. This is the flavor of Satanism the phrase “Do as thy wilt” comes from.

The Satanic Temple is for based secular people (they don’t believe in a literal Satan) who support the separation of church and state, and bodily autonomy, etc. They spend a lot of money on legal tests of issues exactly like this article. Donate to them!

Just one nitpick – usually one can swap out batteries and continue to use the tool.