Spaghetti_Hitchens

This man clearly has a neck. Fail

If a woman can produce a baby in nine months, 9 women should be able to deliver a baby in one month.

Austin used to have Leslie. He was frequently seen riding around Town Lake on his bike, sporting naught but his hot pants or brightly colored thong. RIP

I love the German language. I’m sure they have a word for “why waste time creating new words when combining some old words will do.”

God. All I really want is to be able to sideload and app I developed without Apple’s approval.

And not bullying kids because of their chat bubble color would be cool, too

I just use it for opening the door to learn about features (not brands/models) that I didn’t know about previously. Then I do searches for those features and try to find forum results (usually Reddit unfortunately). It seems to work decently well

Are you suggesting whale semen does not taste great?!

Fortunately climate is not real and this is just a freak weather anomaly like all the others.

Gritty fucks