That’s dangerously cringy. It’s the equivalent of those action-texts:
*states in adoration working up the courage to ask for your number….
Shrexting
Albanian Tinder
Man when I tell you my panties just exploded off my body…
This is just another version of the *laughs nervously while secretly wanting to hold your hand cringe.
This guy is weird… I think I’ll give him a shot.
Said no woman EVER.
Well… IDK what else could have possibly gotten my wife’s attention, because I’m sure AF not hot or cool.
🥬
Oh sorry that’s my cabbage haha
My cabbages! 😭
It’s weird how much they focus on him that one time, only to never mention him again. You’d think they’re setting up for some kind of side arc, or recurring gag, or something…
Damn.
Who is he? 🥰
“How did you meet mom?”
“Well, I dropped the onion I had tied to my belt, which was the style at the time…”
“Now, to take the ferry cost a nickle, and in those days, nickles had pictures of bumblebees on em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you’d say. Now, where was I…oh yeah. The important thing is that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time…”
